Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
