you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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