went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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