if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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