i jhust puked up my retainher.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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