How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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