So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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