i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
