Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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