I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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