The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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