The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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