Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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