Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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