Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You are a genius and a whore.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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