5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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