her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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