I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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