he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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