yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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