adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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