kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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