pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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