I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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