sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
