Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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