My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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