i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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