im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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