either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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