I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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