Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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