Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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