I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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