I look better un-naked...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
