three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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