but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dignity is for republicans.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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