6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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