kristin has been a bad kristin
nutella sex= disaster
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize