so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Are my feet made of real feet?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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