Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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