bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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