Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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