did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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