I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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