My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we made out on top of his cat.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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