Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
