we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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