I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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