is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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