At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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