gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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