What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
my liver is dry heaving
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