does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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